As I listened to my friend who has the friend (confusing no?) the competitive mamma inside of reared up and thought "Eloquent prayers out of your child... I'll give you eloquent prayers out of a child. Move over sister, a new kid is taking over." And to prove it, I've decided to share a transcript of my child's eloquent and meaningful prayer at the young and tender age of 2 1/2 years.
Ahem.
Mom: Ben, would you like to say your prayers before bed?
Ben: No.
Ben falls facedown on the ground and doesn't move. Mom takes this as a sign that he's ready to pray. She leans over and whispers in his ear.
M: Heavenly Father
B: silence
M: Thankful for this day
B: Nice
M: Thankful for our home.
B: Nice
M: Please helps us be nice
B: silence
M: Help us to sleep well.
B: Sleep
M: In the name of Jesus Christ
B: looks at mom in frustration and says Daddy!
M: repentant of her neglect of family says Please bless Daddy
B: Daddy
M: Please bless Mommy
B: silence
M: Please bless Mommy
B: silence
M: In the name of Jesus Christ
B: looks at mom in frustration and says Toys!
M: Thankful for our toys
B: trucks
M: Thankful for our trucks
B: Nice
M: In the name of Jesus Christ, Amen
B: sigh
There you have it my friends. He's a natural! Perhaps someday I'll even make it into his prayers! A mother can only hope.
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| M: smile Ben! B: No. |
