Monday, February 28, 2011

The Dirty Mistress

My husband has another love.

I'm not sure what to do about it.  It used to be me that turned his head, kept him on the edge of his seat with my witty banter.  I could captivate him for hours.

That's all changed now.

It's partially my fault.  I did give him my permission.

I just didn't know it would be so hard to compete.

Younger, smoother skin, slender.

It just doesn't seem fair.  Where did I go wrong?


Honey, should I get more games?  Is that it?

I can sing in your ear too you know.

I'll even give you the weather report if you want.


  1. *COUGH Isaac and angry birds COUGH*

  2. oh boy, Zeke was just mentioning how much he would love an iPhone and David has one....

  3. The Droid is not much better (and fully customizable says Sean).

  4. I'm seeing a connection here... all men. huh.

  5. Tawna,

    Ssshhhh. Don't tell this to Lora, but half the time I'm on it, I'm playing Angry Birds.

  6. Ok. To be fair, I love mine, too. LOVE. And I love Angry Birds. Isaac and I MAY have taken turns playing Angry Birds one night for 'date night'...

  7. Hmmm. I'm not sure if I'm ready to embrace the mistress as my own just yet. Might have to give that some thought.

  8. When you're ready, I'll be here for you.