Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Look into my crystal ball...

Are you tired of not knowing what's around the corner?

Sick of making plans only to have something unforseen gunk them all up?

Well wait no more! Yesirree my friends, your future is about to be revealed.  The EBOFC is the ticket to win.  With this newly found no-fail system your future can be revealed.  Know when it's best to plan those get togethers.  Find out how to avoid high stress situations before they happen.

Here's how it works.  Think of a question, something you really want to know.  Now chant it quietly to yourself.  Focus.  Don't let anything distract you.  Are you ready? 

Your answer is...
"You will always be surrounded by friends when you need them."

I know, you are amazed!  Let's try it again.

Got your question?  Chanting?  Focused?

Your answer is...
"Something on four wheels will soon be a fun investment for you!"

Please, please, hold your applause.  Your amazed!  Mystified!  Dying to try it again!  Chant it out loud and clear this time baby!!

The answer is!....
"An unexpected even will soon make your life more exciting."

Never before has life been so easy for you!  The EBOFC is the answer! 

Just what is the EBOFC you ask?  How can you get it?  Simple my friends.  All you have to do is rummage through the Primary closet long enough and you can find your very own Expired Box Of Fortune Cookies!  Crack 'em open and your future can be revealed too! 

I know mine was:
"You create your own stage and your audience is waiting!"

Words to live by my friends.

May fortune smile upon you.

(Not valid in all 50 states.  Licensing requirements and fees may apply.  Headdress and gypsy jewelry sold seperately)


  1. Ha! I had no idea where you were going with this. Those are some decent fortunes, at least. Except for that stage/audience thing. Lame.

  2. Man. It makes you wonder what is in primary closets throughout the world...

  3. Tawyna: No kidding! Perhaps one of my magic fortune cookies can tell me that as well!

    lbs: I shall take my bow now. You've been a wonderful audience.

  4. hey its mike and krystal marks. Just dropping by to see your blog. I love the primary post.