It Pays to Have Amy Friends...

... and their daughters.

Daughter of said Amy brought this in to work today.  She said I could borrow it to get me through the week.

on the back it says...

"Powerful Stress Relief"

"I dedicate this candle

to you that I may enjoy

immediate relief of the

stress of the everyday pressures of life.

Through your great power allow me to

juggle my responsibilities with a minimum

of anxiety medication.  Help me focus

on what is most important and keep my

blood pressure within normal levels.

Keep my path clear of drama queens;

manic depressives, and emotional

vampires.

And with the most fervent

desire of my soul I ask that I be allowed

a day off OCCASIONALLY.

Amen."

Directions for use:

"place candle on yoga mat and light.  Contemplate your navel while repeating the prayer every time the phone rings.  In extreme cases, repeat prayer continuously while programming your massage therapist, psychiatrist, and pharmacy on speed dial.  Good luck!"

Enough said.